'No snacks are safe at home': Wives Share the Strangest Things They’ve Learned About Living with Men

Once you start living with someone, all of their little mysteries slowly start to unravel. You finally get a close-up look at what they do when they think that no one is looking, which quirks they can't live without, and which habits drive you completely up the wall. For example, I knew from my dad that men like to just sit in the bathroom for a long time; he had a whole rack of National Geographic magazines to peruse while he did his business. I didn't realize, until I moved in with my fiancé, that this habit extended to most all men. I know my husband-to-be is on the porcelain throne because I get a sudden influx of Instagram reels sent to my phone at once.

Below, you'll find women of the World Wide Web discussing the very habits that surprised them once they started sharing a living space with their male partners. We're talking things like discovering he never replaces the toilet paper roll, his obsession with owning several pairs of the same shirt, or just how much food they are capable of inhaling as "just a snack."

Some of these confessions are funny, some are a little gross, and many will nodding in recognition because you've seen the exact same thing play out in your own home. Either way, they prove that living together is the ultimate crash course in getting to know someone.

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Ladies, what did you not know about men until you started living with one?

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I have to literally set apart a small portion of a snack as soon as a buy it because my fiance will just eat the whole thing otherwise.
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